Sure. Which mall
In the delivery room
mother: is it a boy or a girl?
doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor
White people love saying “don’t you mean SOME white people” but even that’s not good enough any more I am SO fucking done
its 2015 and everyone still hates me
just planning ahead
Lmfao I crack myself up
This has finally died
saman i love you with all my heart
Urban Outfitter lighting was pretty good
Driver, lower my tuition please.
I don’t have enough money for my basic needs.
Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent
Now I don’t even have a single cent
Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books
Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look
I popped open my wallet, no funds to count
my credit declined and my check just bounced
Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?
Omg sometimes it takes me a while to process what my cousins say. They have a lingo which I just don’t have and I gotta use context clues yo. I end up looking dumb af cause I stare at them for a minute before being like oooh yeah yeah
Well point a brotha in the right thirst direction
No. Just people who catch my attention