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I think you'd be fun to shop with. Mall this Saturday?

Anonymous

Sure. Which mall

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

  #HAHAHAHAHA  
513,071 plays

  #i will never get over this  
pridefulvanity:

White people love saying “don’t you mean SOME white people” but even that’s not good enough any more I am SO fucking done

pridefulvanity:

White people love saying “don’t you mean SOME white people” but even that’s not good enough any more I am SO fucking done

  #ugh so dumb  

follovved:

babedwire:

follovved:

its 2015 and everyone still hates me

It’s 2014

just planning ahead

omg my cousin just sent me this

omg my cousin just sent me this

  #rishta  

awaitingmyescape:

xoxosaman:

xoxosaman:

Lmfao I crack myself up

This has finally died

saman i love you with all my heart

Urban Outfitter lighting was pretty good

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  #warning    #i may or may not be wearing a shirt    #im not    #im sorry  

Driver, lower my tuition please.

mxtori:

ohnahhureallyneedtochill:

misterdelfuego:

ignoranceaintshit:

supreme-insanity:

I don’t have enough money for my basic needs. 

Working 40+ hours just to pay my rent

Now I don’t even have a single cent

Tuition is high, I gotta pay for books

Oh i’m so broke and I don’t wanna look

I popped open my wallet, no funds to count

my credit declined and my check just bounced

Oh, there daddy, daddy betta bring that TAP
Oh, baby, baby where my FASFA at?

  #OMG  

Omg sometimes it takes me a while to process what my cousins say. They have a lingo which I just don’t have and I gotta use context clues yo. I end up looking dumb af cause I stare at them for a minute before being like oooh yeah yeah

There can only be one. libeeya vs. angrymuslimah

There can only be one. libeeya vs. angrymuslimah

  #libeeya    #angrymuslimah    #let this friendship begin  

emulgent:

sext:   شرم کرو

I didn't get any like notifications, which means that it likely wasn't me. Tsk tsk, I thought you'd live up to your name, ya know? Go forth and thirst beta.

Anonymous

Well point a brotha in the right thirst direction

Do you follow everyone back?

Anonymous

No. Just people who catch my attention

I am upset that you, a thirsty muslim, did not thirst follow me. What do?

Anonymous

Wait. I was just about to thirst follow someone and I accidentally liked something, so I unliked it and left. That’s really embarrassing of me